Dick Martin - The Sillier of Rowan and Martin

Dick Martin died this weekend. He was the sillier of Rowan and Martin, the nightclub comedians who become huge stars through "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In."

I saw them perform in 1975. It was my first grownup nightclub experience.

I was out-of-work and depressed about life. My 'gold friend' Bob flew to Phoenix, then we drove through California from San Diego to San Francisco before turning east to Las Vegas.

We hit the Vegas Strip and pulled into Caesar's Palace. It was 'the' place in Las Vegas back then, without question.

We had no reservations and not much money. They wanted a credit card for ID. Bob had none. I had an Esso (now Exxon) card. The room was put in my name.

We spent the next few days playing two dollar blackjack and eating shrimp cocktails. We wanted to take in a show and ended up seeing Rowan and Martin, with opening act Teresa Brewer.

I don't remember much of Rowan and Martin's act, except that it began with Dan explaining the mating habits of bees. The male attempts to find the queen bee, and when he does, they mate in mid-air. Then the queen moves on, taking with her the male bee's genitalia.

Dick Martin paused and pondered for a second, smiled and said, "Only way to fly."

You bet your bippy.

Blogger's note: Of course this routine is on the Internet! What isn't?

Note 2: My friend Bob says, "I remember it very well. Saw Alan King grab a few chicken wings, and I remember how large the hotel room was. It should have been, it cost us $22.00."