Ed McMahon

ed-and-johnny.jpgFor the past few days I’ve been torn as to whether there should be an Ed McMahon entry in the blog. Though a huge presence on television he struck me as a man with little personal integrity. He sold what can politely be called “crap” on the Atlantic City Boardwalk and never really changed. Seemingly he’d shill any product.

His moral code aside, where he was really excellent was as Johnny Carson’s announcer/sidekick. Howard Lapides coined the term we liberally sprinkled Ed’s way. It was “FL” for fake laugh. If Carson intended something to be funny then it was funny to Ed! His laugh was loud and recognizable.

Don’t underestimate this power. The Tonight Show was ‘sweetened’ in real time by Ed. No post-production house could add a laugh track that would help as much.

I have one Ed McMahon story and it involves my very secretive friend from the San Fernando Valley and his spectacularly beautiful wife. I asked if he could get me tickets to see The Tonight Show and he asked her. She had been a page at NBC. She’d even appeared on The Tonight Show giving Johnny the prize envelopes on Stump The Band!

Her specialty was making sure you’d be seated “DIF” or “down-in-front.” That’s where I sat. Thank you Sue.

There are few places I’ve been that immediately seemed so eerily familiar–Mission Control in Houston and the big digital clock at the shuttle launch facility in Florida, CNN’s newsroom, the floor of the NYSE and Carson’s studio on West Alameda in Burbank. I’d seen it a thousand times before I ever set a foot inside.

The crowd entered and politely sat. We were excited. As taping time approached the band played a number and Ed came out to warm everyone up.

“There seems to have been a mistake–a clerical error,” he said.

The audience sighed worrying what was wrong and how it would affect our best laid plans.

“I don’t know how,” he continued, “but Johnny, Doc and I have been scheduled to work on the same night!”

The audience went nuts!

I remember that moment as if it was yesterday–in fact it is the only part of my Tonight Show experience I remember.

One Response to “Ed McMahon”

  1. ~ LPB says:

    My Tonight Show experience was the opposite. It was 1981, my best friend and I had gotten fake IDs, bumping us up to 18 (something that wasn’t going to happen until later that year) solely so we could get in to see that show and “The Price is Right” during our month in California. I remember the wait that began before dawn, getting some distant afternoon shots of Johnny as he arrived in his winged DeLorean (just back from his annual vacation on the Rivera) and barely making the cut to get in. Being upset that Brooke Shields had cancelled at the last minute (after we had consulted the TV Guide and chosen her appearance over those of Michael Landon and Bo Derek) – and being underwhelmed at gossip-maven Rona Barrett being the replacement. And, no disrespect intended – but I cannot even remember if Ed was there or not…….still, may he rest in peace.

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