Sunday Night In Las Vegas

Sunday in Vegas. Sad. Lots of people checking out. Even losers don’t want to leave. This is 24/7 entertainment for grown-ups.

I know Vegas once advertised itself as a family resort. I could not agree less! IMHO this is not a good place for kids.

Brunch with the gang then check out for us. No, we aren’t leaving yet. We’re just moving across the street.

Sunday in Vegas. Sad. Lots of people checking out. Even losers don’t want to leave. This is 24/7 entertainment for grown-ups.

I know Vegas once advertised itself as a family resort. I could not agree less! IMHO this is not a good place for kids.

The photo on the left is a mobile billboard, one of many driving up-and-down the Strip advertising services you don’t want to explain to your children.

Brunch with the gang then check out for us. No, we aren’t leaving yet. We’re just moving across the street. It’s possible to get deals while you’re here. We just put two together back-to-back!

Today is Stef’s birthday. While I powernapped she, Helaine and Sam went shopping. Then the culmination of Stef’s birthday celebration. We went bowling at the Gold Coast!

The Gold Coast is an older casino off-the-strip on Flamingo. It’s down the street from the Rio and across the way from the Palms.

Bowling is fun! Bowling in Vegas is extra fun, especially on my child’s 25th.

Gotta run. We’re meeting my cousins for what was scheduled as a meal, but will now be a snack. Vegas is also about gluttony!

Vegas, Baby

Good morning from Las Vegas.

Stef’s birthday is Sunday. Helaine and I are here to help her celebrate.

Maybe I need to back up. Though Stef lives in Hollywood she’s an associate producer on a show shooting six weeks in Vegas. Sometimes it just all works out!

Good morning from Las Vegas.

Stef’s birthday is Sunday. Helaine and I are here to help her celebrate.

Maybe I need to back up. Though Stef lives in Hollywood she’s an associate producer on a show shooting six weeks in Vegas. Sometimes it just all works out!

We took the Bradley-Las Vegas non-stop and got in a little after 5:00 PDT. The temperature was 106&#176. It felt great.

The problem is this kind of heat creates lots of turbulence and our 737 bounced its way through the last half hour of flight.

We’ll spend a few days here at the Mirage then hop across the street to the Palazzo.

My cousins Michael and Melissa came in from Orange County with their son Max. They, Stef and her boyfriend Sam, Helaine and I had dinner at BLT. Burgers and shakes, but very good.

After dinner I played poker. Surprise.

At one time the poker room here at Mirage was the top spot in Las Vegas. That was before the poker boom, before Bellagio, before a lot of stuff. Now it’s just another room without a great deal of traffic.

I played for a few hours and won.

Helaine asked me if they were locals or tourists? I’m not sure. I do know John, the dealer at my table when I walked in, used to deal to me twenty years ago when 7-card stud was ‘the’ game.

One more thing before I go. As I got on the plane I started sneezing and haven’t stopped yet. I’m not sure if I have a cold. It’s a pain. You shouldn’t be sick on vacation.

One Last Look At Vegas Before We Go

. It is the ultimate contradiction that these beautiful hotels in the desert are defined by their relationship with water.

A few quick shots of the pool at Mirage before we go. It is the ultimate contradiction that these beautiful hotels in the desert are defined by their relationship with water. It’s sunny, hot and dry and the pool is jammed!

By the way, the first photo is a Photosynth 360&#176 panorama. Use your mouse to pan around.



Truth In Advertising: Fail

However (you knew this was coming) there’s a series of ads for an upcoming appearance that’s got me upset/confused.

We’ve been staying at the Mirage. It’s not the newest hotel in Las Vegas, but it’s beautifully maintained and still has a first class feel. We’ve eaten in the restaurants, seen a show and gambled a little. We could not be happier.

However (you knew this was coming) there’s a series of ads for an upcoming appearance that’s got me upset/confused.

Mirage is promoting the “Aces of Comedy.” Jay Leno will be there and solely by virtue of The Tonight Show he qualifies. The second “Ace” is Larry King.

Seriously? Larry King? Ace of Comedy?

Maybe the never watched Larry? Actually, it’s more likely they’ve put him in this category because they have! Sad.

Elvis Sighting, Baby

It was a wedding party with two of the groomsmen dressed as Las Vegas’ iconic “King.”

As we were walking back into the Mirage Helaine called out, “Elvis sighting!” Sure enough there he was… uhh… there they were. It was a wedding party with two of the groomsmen dressed as Las Vegas’ iconic “King.”

“Thanks,” I said. And then I remembered. “Thank you. Thank you very much.”

Bye Bye Las Vegas

The last day… so depressing.

Helaine had arranged for a 6:00 PM check out. We knew we had to return our car by 9:00 PM. We spent the vast majority of the day close to home at Mirage.

Helaine had awful luck at blackjack. I was doing better at poker, up another $200+.

By mid-afternoon she was looking for something to do and I invited her to play Hold’em at the same table I was at.

Bad move.

Listen, I love having my wife there, but we both started getting awful cards… fractions… suits that were green. In Hold’em, 2-7 off suit is the worst hand you can get. I had more 2-7’s than I can believe. Helaine too.

And we started losing.

I think, between the two of us, we gave back around $150 before finally getting up and walking away.

Whenever Helaine and I fly somewhere, we always comment on how happy the people look arriving, and how sad the departees are. No different here. And, we would have all day to think about it.

Because of the time difference, you don’t have many choices when flying west-to-east. You can leave midday, and waste the whole day, or leave late at night and try to sleep on the plane (good luck).

Since we had first class tickets, with room to relax, we thought the redeye would be acceptable, even with a nearly 2 hour layover in the formerly crowded Pittsburgh International Airport (USAir, in financial trouble, has cut traffic back heavily to its Pittsburgh hub, favoring Charlotte instead for most East Coast north-south trips).

Returning the car at Dollar was no problem. For some reason the area where you drop the car, and where the shuttle bus arrives are separated, and that meant bag carrying.

The airport itself was quiet. Helaine, once again, went without a shoe inspection (something that had become a family joke and Helaine tradition). The federal agent did notice I had a small set of diagonal wire cutters in my carry-on. I had brought them to cut the cable ties I used to ‘secure’ our luggage against baggage handlers posing as thieves.

The official rules say these wire cutters should be OK because they had blunt ends, but that wasn’t the interpretation at the airport. I’m not exactly the threatening type, but no matter. These cutters, called dykes by electricians, are now part of some huge federal stash.

The flight was uneventful. Sleeping was the order of the day. They didn’t even lower the TV screen in the First Class cabin.

We made Pittsburgh on-time, Hartford too.

While Helaine got the bags, I took the shuttle and picked up the car. By the time I got back to the terminal, Helaine was at the curb waiting.

And there you have it. Every year, in July… when it’s really hot. Every year, same hotel, Mirage. Every year, it’s a ball. And I’m looking forward to going again ASAP.