My friend Bob recently moved from Minneapolis to Austin, TX. Is there anything these two cities have in common? I assume there’s culture shock… in fact I know there is.
This Lobster mini-me danced across the cement like an effeminate waiter with two full trays, its claws in the air with an invisible WELCOME TO TEXAS banner stretched across them. Its tail was curled in challenge.
The siege had begun.
Then Mister Shoe stopped the show. And added another just for crackling sure.
I’m gonna get a gun!
OK – we’ll scratch Austin off the list.