IF I ever say I want to play golf with you – say no. Do not encourage me.
I’m not sure I want to say anymore, except, in a fair and just society, some law enforcement entity would swoop down on my house, take my clubs and burn them – publicly.
I am not exaggerating. This is not hyperbole. I should not be allowed on a golf course.
‘Nuff said.
The rest of the day was very nice, including a drive around the Nashville ‘burbs. There are a boatload of new, huge, beautiful homes going up. I guess I was surprised to see that.
Tennessee, with no state income tax and labor laws that favor business, has become a mecca for economic growth.
My hosts, Mike and Patty, have been more than nice to me. I called Helaine on the phone and told her, if they keep this up I might try to get myself adopted.
Geoff:
You might not have hit the ball well and actually sometimes you didn’t even hit the ball but you looked terrific. Helaine must pick out your golf clothes.