Tonight was the night for “Off the Wall,” the photographic charity event for the Arts Council. I’d seen the setup Thursday when there was a photographers preview.
Immediately, I felt outclassed by photographers with greater skills than mine. Maybe it’s just a case of familiarity breeding contempt, but my pictures looked like snapshots versus the real artwork hung at the 70 Audubon Street Gallery.
OK, not everything the others did was Ansel Adams worthy either. There were strange photos and inappropriate photos. There were photos that would keep you from falling asleep at night.
One artist submitted three photos of naked people, lying on their backs. The shots were taken with a wide angle lens, giving the bodies an otherwordly shape. Visualize – naked people on their backs. It wasn’t pretty¯.
A few of the photographers shot dolls, but in a very surrealistic way. Really creepy!
Considering most of the photos were taken on color digital cameras, there was a large number of black and white or sepia photos. It seemed overdone. I’m saying that even though one of mine was B&W!
The “Off the Wall” concept has 165 tickets distributed and 165 photos from 55 shooters on the wall. The tickets are drawn at random. When yours is called, you take a photo off the wall.
Please Lord, not 165th. Actually, with three photos on exhibit, I was praying not to be 163, 164 and 165!
Over 120 sweaty bodies squeezed into the gallery. On this warm August evening, whatever air conditioning power the room possessed had long since given up its fight. It was stuffy and still.
Up front, the emcee began to call numbers. As the ticket holders called out whichever photo they wanted, I started ticking off the corresponding boxes on a gridded piece of paper.
Through the first dozen or so, no one called any of my choices to take off the wall… and I’d selected a dozen. More importantly, no one took any of the photos I’d shot!
Number 45, my ticket number, was called in the second dozen. The rules give you 20 seconds to choose. I was ready.
Stef had asked about a beautiful zebra photo, taken (as we later found out) in Kenya. It was still available and so we snatched photo 48B taken by Charles Kingsley.
Nice shot Charles. Congratulations. It will be on the wall of a dorm room with a full semester’s worth of clothes on the floor (or so I assume).
More and more tickets were called, but my photos continued to sit on the wall. Each photographer started with three photos hanging. Some already had all three picked.
On a short wall, where it once sat with the works of four other photographers, my contribution was starting to get lonely. The wall was getting bare the way a man goes bald – gradually.
Eighty four photos were gone before any of mine got chosen. It went to someone named Bitsie who said it was her first choice. My second shot went to the very next ticket holder as pick 86.
My moody, black and white, Atlantic City Boardwalk photo – the one my friends Dennis and Rick thought would go right away, was still on the wall as Helaine and I walked out. We told each other we wanted to watch the Phillies game on ESPN, but we really didn’t want to see that photo sit, uncalled.
As we walked to the car, I began to tell Helaine what I’d do differently to go sooner next year, but she’d have none of it. “Don’t change you style,” was what she said. Whether I follow her advice or not, she’s obviously right.
Am I disappointed I went so late in the process? You bet. but, this is my first time in any kind of exhibition. I was glad to just be there.
OK – I would have been happier going in the first dozen. Who am I kidding?
¯ – My friend Josh sent an email to say: BTW: the distorted photos of naked people were created with a large pinhole camera and printed with platinum process — very unusual. I agree way too much easy digital, and predictable imagery, which might be why I appreciated the pinhole nudes more than you.
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Actually, if I’m right, you’ve scored quite a coup. If the Bitsie who chose your picture as her first choice is who I think it is, you’ve been honored to be picked to hang on the wall of New Haven Alderman and big-time art afficionado Frances T. Clark. How many Bitsie’s could there be in the New Haven arts community? And yours WERE chosen right in the heart of the group. Congratulations. Sorry I couldn’t be there myself, as I was in NYC experiencing LaVie at the Spiegletent behind the old Fulton Fish Market.
Geoff, do NOT change your photo style!! I’ve been enjoying your blog photos from the start and that “moody black and white” as you named it was really one of my favorites!!! Evi
Geoff, we thought your photographs were great and liked all 3. David had all 3 on his list with 54A being his favorite. However, you were not his 1st choice and he had the rare chance of stealing an Alan Shulik photograph. His photographs are often amongst the first few to be off the wall. I liked 54C, what more can I say, it was a great photograph. Look forward to seeing more next year!