The word is out. John McCain is not on the Internet. I know because I spoke with my dad last night.
“I’m sending an email to the McCain campaign,” he said.
“What are you talking about,” I asked. I wasn’t sure I really wanted the answer.
“He can come to my beginning computer class at the condo. He’d probably be the youngest one there. I’m used to my students being in their eighties!”
Is there anyone hipper than my dad? He’s the Bill Gates of Boynton Beach!