Yeah, I Hate Snow

There was a time when snow was fun… then it was an imposition… now it’s hell on Earth.

“The Weatherman is dreading the storm? Thought you guys loved this stuff! “

That little quip came through my Twitter account earlier today after I posted my disdain for the upcoming snowstorm. Why do people find it so hard to believe? Why must I root for mayhem?

I replied:

“I hate snow. I hate winter. Oncologists hate cancer. Firemen hate house fires. Cops hate crime.”

There was a time when snow was fun… then it was an imposition… now it’s hell on Earth. There is nothing good in it for me. I’m saying this even though I was off last week and have made no public forecast for it.

It’s a natural thing for snow to get worse as we get older. That’s why no one’s retiring to Buffalo.

By the way–blizzard conditions are possible through Monday morning. Great.

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