There Are A Lot Of Hook-Ups Here

The sexual revolution is alive and well and sometimes speaking Yiddish in South Florida.

I try to call my folks four or five times a week. They’re usually around while I drive to work.

An admission. I break the law to call my folks. My Bluetooth (I’m a huge Bluetooth fan) picks up too much car noise. My dad’s 86 year old ears can’t block it out. Bluetooth off! Shoot me.

We went through all the standard topics: How’s Stef? How’s Helaine? How’s Doppler. Then I told them about a friend who’s a widower and has begun to date.

“There are a lot of hook-ups here,” my father responded.

How do you follow that?

The sexual revolution is alive and well and sometimes speaking Yiddish in South Florida.

17 thoughts on “There Are A Lot Of Hook-Ups Here”

  1. I’ve heard VD runs rampant in the senior community. Nobody wears condoms because nobody can have babies anymore. And stuff spreads. Whoda thunk it?

    1. Yes a redneck hands free device is so needed. If not duct tape maybe one of the ever so fashionable head bands would work. I can see it now. Geoff appears on FOX CT with duct tape stuck to his hair and glasses. hmm fashion faux pa?? Maybe heheheh

  2. Get yourself a Jawbone bluetooth. It has whats called Noise Assasin that blocks out ambient noise to whoever you are talking to. It costs about $100-$125.(About the same as the ticket you’ll get if you get caught!!)

    1. Just remember when it moves and should use duct tape. If it don’t move and it should use WD-40. redneck’s fix all solution..

  3. Consider it a Mitzvah and tell that to the cop that pulls you over. Maybe it will work to get you off without a ticket.

    As far as your father’s comment. Tells you a lot about the “elderly”.

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