“Oh my God!” Helaine was about to make an observation. “She looks just like…” and then she mentioned the name of a not particularly attractive, pudgy, wife of a friend. Welcome to the Miss America Pageant 2012.
Repeat after me. It’s a scholarship pageant. Uh huh. Actions speak louder than words. They wear bikinis. Some have implants.
The truly classic Miss America experience was only possible when my father-in-law was alive. He was brutal!
As the contestants introduced themselves Helaine noted, “They dance like you.” That’s not a compliment.
My recommendation for the contestants, don’t go back over the Twitter feed or read further.
- I would rather be naked on stage than wear Miss Alabama’s dress.
- If South Carolina mentions her weight loss one more time I will throw something at my television. #NoOneCares #ThinOutsideUglyInside #MA2012
- There are some really unfortunate looking ladies on here #missamerica #notsorry
Thanks Tom Brady and the Pats for giving us the opportunity to watch.