I Find This Juice Offensive

Seriously–I’ve never seen a product sold on guilt like this!

I just saw a commercial for Brain Development Juicy Juice. It’s marketed to moms for their small children.

Seriously–I’ve never seen a product sold on guilt like this!

It seems unfair to present this kind of sales pitch to a parent who has already done everything short of bubble wrapping the kid. Raising a child is already full of questions, dilemmas and angst ridden guilt, wondering if your decisions will turn your child wonderful or notorious! Now I have to worry the child won’t be a Wall Street quant because I screwed up in the beverage department.

If this Brain Development formula is so wonderful put it in the water like fluoride. Otherwise, shut up.