Dear M&M,
I’m not sure what I did to deserve it, but when I came home tonight there were little bags of M&Ms waiting for me in the pantry. I love M&Ms. Health food, right?
I noticed the packages say, “Fun Size.”
No, they are not!
A “Fun Size” should be difficult to lift. It should be measured in pounds. It should be more than I can safely eat without a stomach pump nearby.
Eighteen Ms (I counted) isn’t my idea of fun.
Fix it.