Geoff Fox: My Permanent Record
Back when I was in school teachers would always scare me with stories of how my exploits would end up in my permanent record. I believe this is it! – Geoff Fox
I noticed the packages said, “Fun Size.” No, they are not!
Dear M&M,
I’m not sure what I did to deserve it, but when I came home tonight there were little bags of M&Ms waiting for me in the pantry. I love M&Ms. Health food, right?
I noticed the packages say, “Fun Size.”
No, they are not!
A “Fun Size” should be difficult to lift. It should be measured in pounds. It should be more than I can safely eat without a stomach pump nearby.
Eighteen Ms (I counted) isn’t my idea of fun.
Fix it.
Save a few bucks. Pass this out and you’re guaranteed fewer visitors next year!
I took a quick trip to Target tonight. A few co-workers were searching for Halloween candy to pass out this weekend.
While in the chocolate aisle (well, one of the many chocolate aisles) I came across the most unusual chocolate I have ever seen. Seriously, was there a call for chili infused chocolate?
Pass this out this weekend and you’re guaranteed fewer visitors next year!