On The Way To Jacksonville

When a TSA agent opens my bag and sees a camera, lenses and myriad of cables, does he really know what he’s looking at and that I’m OK?

FlightAware_BWI_APD_AIRPORT DIAGRAM.pngIt’s just after 8:00 AM. Helaine and I are sitting, back to the window, at Gate 2A BWI.

I am old enough to remember this being Friendship International Airport. Little is friendly in airports now. We are on our way to Jacksonville to pick up our ship for a five day cruise.

No free WiFi. I pulled a cable out of my bag and hooked the computer to my cellphone. Ran a quick speed test. 1356 Kbps down/306 Kbps up–not bad.

Helaine went upstairs and pretended to sleep early. I pretended late. I don’t think I got an hour. I can’t imagine she got any more.

Saturday morning travel is different than weekday. More families. More confusion. More guys, like the guy I saw, baffled as TSA asked about the three drinks in his carry-on.

Bought a magazine and book. Went to the gate. Four TSA agents were there going through bags. I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but all I could think of was the Gestapo in a World War II movie. They were polite, but you had no choice but to be quiet and submit.

When a TSA agent opens my bag and sees a camera, lenses and myriad of cables, does he really know what he’s looking at and that I’m OK?

I fell right asleep on the plane. Now I a more tired.

I told Helaine I was looking forward to getting into our cabin so I could nap.

Right now I feel like the clipped sentences I am writing.

Sarah Palin On SNL

I was very surprised she looked so wooden and uncomfortable in both hits. This was not her comfort zone.

saturday-night-live.pngI, like much of America I suspect, made sure I was in front of the TV for Saturday Night Live. Sarah Palin did the “cold open” and Weekend Update.

I was very surprised she looked so wooden and uncomfortable in both hits. This was not her comfort zone.

I was trying to think of an analogy–maybe someone from Hogan’s Heroes who sneaks out of the Stalag and ends up at a party with Gestapo officers. Actually, considering the circumstances that’s a pretty good analogy, isn’t it?