So Close

Tonight the lead story on our news concerned an armed robbery at a video game store in North Haven. Playstations and PS2’s were heisted.

What happened to robbing for cash?

“OMG!” – two co-workers and I had dinner two doors down at Panera. We were right in the same plaza. In fact, we headed back to the car while the robbery was in progress.

Saw no one.

Heard nothing (there were shots fired).

I am worthless as a crime fighter.