Qaddafi–Correct Spelling Optional

At the U.N. Qaddafi just looked weird! It was as if someone had reached in and played with the relative placement of his facial features.

qaddafi at the UN.jpgYes, I’m a little late on this, but did you see Qaddafi at the U.N.? There was a time he looked dashing–like some Hollywood movie despot… which I suppose was pretty close to the truth.

At the U.N. Qaddafi just looked weird! It was as if someone had reached in and played with the relative placement of his facial features.

Then there’s the hair. Mu! You’re 67 now. No one’s buying the jet black hair.

I watched on TV as he stood before the iconic green wall of the Security Council speaking from handwritten notes on a legal pad. Very disappointing. Even Kim Jung Il uses a PC.

To be charitable, Qaddafi rambled. Don’t they have Ritalin in the desert?

The colonel needs to switch to a computer. Maybe we’d finally get a single spelling on his name! Once you’ve emailed Gaddafi1604@aol.com the rest is easy. At the moment the proper spelling is anyone’s guess. Is it Qaddafi (“Q” with no “u”) or Gaddafi or Khadafy, or possibly Mu‘ammar al-Qaḏāfī? He’ll never tell.