Today’s Least Likely Tweet

I saw this fly across my Twitter timeline a few minutes ago

I saw this fly across my Twitter timeline a few minutes ago:

Welcome to the dark side @justinbieber – as a gift for your 18th birthday I would like to honor you with a free Pornhub Premium membership.

The offer came from “Jordan Pornhub Chick” who claims, “I’m Jordan, Pornhub evangelist / woman with the sweetest job in the world.”

No thank you from Bieber yet.