Sunday Out Of The Sun

Coffee? Where is the coffee? Someone caffeinate me, please. I told the casino drink runner not to stop before I was visibly quivering.

It was (with the exception of a few towns that got drenched) a beautiful Sunday. So where did I spend it? This email from my friend Rick explains it.

team wingnut (kerry, lamar and me) are off to foxwoods tomorrow morning. wanna go?

Every Sunday at 9:00 AM Foxwoods runs a no-limit Hold’em tournament. This is not the World Series of Poker, but it’s a nice way to play cards with the chance of an impressive payoff against reasonably good competition.

Challenge. Think challenge.

To me, of course, the problem is the time. 9:00 AM at Foxwoods means a very early start. I usually don’t get to bed before 5:00 AM. This morning we met at Rick’s at 7:15 AM. I got around four hours of sleep.

I am no longer 18.

Coffee? Where is the coffee? Someone caffeinate me, please. I told the casino drink runner not to stop before I was visibly quivering.

If you’ve never played in a poker tournament here’s a brief rundown. Each player starts with a large stack of chips. The stakes (represented by forced bets or blinds) start small and increase rapidly over time. As the stakes rise some players begin to run short of chips and are forced into drastic, more risky bets to try and stay alive.

The ‘herd is thinned’ as more and more players lose their entire stack of chips. Finally when around 10% of the field is left the payoffs begin.

Tournament payoffs are not linear. The difference between first and fifth can be a factor of ten!

Today someone won about $3500. Not me!

I played pretty well for the first hour and a half. Then, after the first bathroom break, I played a moderate hand too strongly, lost and was forced into a more aggressive stance. The potential reward is high. So is the risk.

I finally busted out when my hand was beaten by another player who started with weaker cards and got lucky. He had enough chips not to be scared to take a chance against my much smaller stack. He beat me with a hand he knew to be marginal. This is typical late in a tournament.

No payout for me or any of my fellow travelers. No tears. We had a good time and I avoided getting a sunburn!

I spent the late afternoon napping! At the moment I feel as jet lagged as if I’d just flown in from Singapore.

A Day At The Sun

Mohegan Sun is one of two casinos ‘in’ Connecticut. ‘In’ is in quotes because these are sovereign nations–a term I don’t totally understand.

“I can’t believe it’s just over a day since we left.” That was Helaine referring to our whirlwind trip to Mohegan Sun. It was for an occasion, but I’m sworn to secrecy. Let’s leave it at that!

Mohegan Sun is one of two casinos ‘in’ Connecticut. ‘In’ is in quotes because these are sovereign nations–a term I don’t totally understand. It is a spectacular complex with two immense casinos, shopping, upscale restaurants, a large arena and giant hotel.

Before casinos Eastern Connecticut was the quiet part of the state. It was the section of Connecticut most like the rest of New England. Now the two casinos are the economic engine which powers the area.

By the time we’d driven the 65 miles to Uncasville we were hungry! First stop Bobby’s Burger Palace. In this case Bobby is Bobby Flay, celebrity chef. I’m not a fan of his persona, but I love his cooking.

I had a Chicago Burger with fries and a vanilla bean malted. Oh–it was ‘crunchified’ meaning potato chips were embedded in the burger. The taste was excellent especially the malted. I can’t remember the last malted I had.

This was going to be a one-meal-per-day trip!

I wandered over to the poker room. For years Mohegan Sun had gone without poker, but it’s back and the room is big. Later this month the Sun will host a large televised tournament. It’s a lot too rich for my blood with a $5,000 buy-in for the main event (though most qualify by winning smaller satellite tournaments).

I played three separate sessions Saturday and Sunday at $1/$2 no limit Hold ‘Em tables. I am not a big money player. I lost in one session and won the other two times. My profit was a little under a hundred dollars.

Helaine had gone online for tickets to a comedy show. We headed to the Cabaret Theater where the Treehouse Comedy Club is now booking comedians.

The format for shows like this is always the same with three comics: a headliner, featured act and the emcee. In this case that meant Richie Byrne, Tina Giorgi and Bob Dibuono.

Three for three! We laughed a lot. Helaine and I agree Tina Giorgi (a former schoolteacher) was our favorite of the night, though Richie Byrne (who does the audience warm-up for the Dr. Oz Show) finished very strong.

Our single meal today was brunch at Caesar and Pompeii. We’ve eaten there before, both brunch and for dinner. The brunch buffet was very good with lots of seafood, lamb chops and a dessert table that would make you fat just looking at it! Unfortunately, there’s no longer dinner at Caesar and Pompeii and even the Sunday brunch disappears Mother’s Day.

The best part of the trip was going with Helaine! We had a great time together. Even after twenty six years she’s a helluva date.

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