Do Not Feed This Man

I hide it reasonably well, but my weight has ballooned to its highest ever. Clothes are getting tight. Some no longer fit.

The guy on the left…. the guy who looks like he’s posing for a J-Date.com ad (note to single guys: they love the puppy). Do not feed him! He has grown too big for his britches–literally, not figuratively.

I hide it reasonably well, but my weight has ballooned to its highest ever. Clothes are getting tight. Some no longer fit.

Helaine suggested diets, but the problem isn’t my meals. The problem is what I eat between meals. I am a grazer in the finest sense.

Thankfully I have an amazing metabolism. Without it I’d weigh 350 pounds.

So for the next few months please don’t offer me anything sweet or greasy or full of carbs. I will try and do this with willpower. Not my strong suit.