A Dose Of Humility

Tonight was the night for “Off the Wall,” the photographic charity event for the Arts Council. I’d seen the setup Thursday when there was a photographers preview.

Immediately, I felt outclassed by photographers with greater skills than mine. Maybe it’s just a case of familiarity breeding contempt, but my pictures looked like snapshots versus the real artwork hung at the 70 Audubon Street Gallery.

OK, not everything the others did was Ansel Adams worthy either. There were strange photos and inappropriate photos. There were photos that would keep you from falling asleep at night.

One artist submitted three photos of naked people, lying on their backs. The shots were taken with a wide angle lens, giving the bodies an otherwordly shape. Visualize – naked people on their backs. It wasn’t pretty&#175.

A few of the photographers shot dolls, but in a very surrealistic way. Really creepy!

Considering most of the photos were taken on color digital cameras, there was a large number of black and white or sepia photos. It seemed overdone. I’m saying that even though one of mine was B&W!

The “Off the Wall” concept has 165 tickets distributed and 165 photos from 55 shooters on the wall. The tickets are drawn at random. When yours is called, you take a photo off the wall.

Please Lord, not 165th. Actually, with three photos on exhibit, I was praying not to be 163, 164 and 165!

Over 120 sweaty bodies squeezed into the gallery. On this warm August evening, whatever air conditioning power the room possessed had long since given up its fight. It was stuffy and still.

Up front, the emcee began to call numbers. As the ticket holders called out whichever photo they wanted, I started ticking off the corresponding boxes on a gridded piece of paper.

Through the first dozen or so, no one called any of my choices to take off the wall… and I’d selected a dozen. More importantly, no one took any of the photos I’d shot!

Number 45, my ticket number, was called in the second dozen. The rules give you 20 seconds to choose. I was ready.

Stef had asked about a beautiful zebra photo, taken (as we later found out) in Kenya. It was still available and so we snatched photo 48B taken by Charles Kingsley.

Nice shot Charles. Congratulations. It will be on the wall of a dorm room with a full semester’s worth of clothes on the floor (or so I assume).

More and more tickets were called, but my photos continued to sit on the wall. Each photographer started with three photos hanging. Some already had all three picked.

On a short wall, where it once sat with the works of four other photographers, my contribution was starting to get lonely. The wall was getting bare the way a man goes bald – gradually.

Eighty four photos were gone before any of mine got chosen. It went to someone named Bitsie who said it was her first choice. My second shot went to the very next ticket holder as pick 86.

My moody, black and white, Atlantic City Boardwalk photo – the one my friends Dennis and Rick thought would go right away, was still on the wall as Helaine and I walked out. We told each other we wanted to watch the Phillies game on ESPN, but we really didn’t want to see that photo sit, uncalled.

As we walked to the car, I began to tell Helaine what I’d do differently to go sooner next year, but she’d have none of it. “Don’t change you style,” was what she said. Whether I follow her advice or not, she’s obviously right.

Am I disappointed I went so late in the process? You bet. but, this is my first time in any kind of exhibition. I was glad to just be there.

OK – I would have been happier going in the first dozen. Who am I kidding?

&#175 – My friend Josh sent an email to say: BTW: the distorted photos of naked people were created with a large pinhole camera and printed with platinum process — very unusual. I agree way too much easy digital, and predictable imagery, which might be why I appreciated the pinhole nudes more than you.


Last Friday as I was leaving for work Helaine said, “One more day and you’re on summer vacation.”

Summer vacation! That’s not a phrase adults use too often. Anyway, here I am – summer vacationing.

Not only is it vacation time, it’s also birthday time. My parents are in a plane right now, heading up the coast. Tomorrow the five of us (with Stef) head to Philadelphia to see the Phillies play the Washington Nationals on Cole Hamels Bobble Head Night!

I drove into New Haven late this morning. I needed to deliver my photos for “Off The Wall.”

Did I ever screw up yesterday!

I read the “Off The Wall” instructions and then did something totally different. The matte was supposed to be 11×14″. I printed my photos at 11×14″ and then matted them. They were much too large.

Bad for me. Good for Mike Ross, who ended up printing two sets for me.

Back to New Haven. The Arts Council is located on New Haven’s ‘artsiest’ block, Audubon Street. The street itself is flanked with ‘city trees’ as it curves around a stone plaza. On one end of the street are shops. Closer to Orange Street is the New Haven Foundation Building, where my pictures now sit.

I figured it would be sacreligious to head to Audubon Street with the photos, but without my camera. Here’s a quick feel for that block on this beautiful July day.

Off The Wall

Every year the Arts Council of Greater New Haven raises funds with “Off the Wall.” The concept is simple. 55 photographers donate 3 prints each. The 165 photos are matted and framed prints and then exhibited for a week. 110 $85 tickets are sold to benefit at the Arts Council. One ticket is given to each photographer.

On August 7, all 165 tickets are drawn at random. In the order of drawing, each ticket holder selects a photo.

I asked if I could be included and the answer was yes. I’ve looked at works from prior years in their brochure. I’m hoping my photos aren’t chosen 163, 164, 165.

Here are my tentative picks to donate (which have probably been posted here before):