While I was on vacation, I got an email from Steffie in school. She and her roommate, Kayla, had acquired a fish.
Steffie is the Dr. Jack Kevorkian of fish fanciers. It’s not her fault I’m sure, but sooner or later (mostly sooner) they end up on the top of the tank.
As you can see, the fish has a name, “Kayne.”
I guessed the fish was named after Kanye West… which begged the question, was the fish’s name misspelled?
It wasn’t long before a corrected picture flew through the Internet. It is Kanye!
I wish Kanye a long and healthy life, swimming and entertaining in the dorm. But Kanye, don’t enter into any long term contracts. You know what I mean?