I try to call my folks four or five times a week. They’re usually around while I drive to work.
An admission. I break the law to call my folks. My Bluetooth (I’m a huge Bluetooth fan) picks up too much car noise. My dad’s 86 year old ears can’t block it out. Bluetooth off! Shoot me.
We went through all the standard topics: How’s Stef? How’s Helaine? How’s Doppler. Then I told them about a friend who’s a widower and has begun to date.
“There are a lot of hook-ups here,” my father responded.
How do you follow that?
The sexual revolution is alive and well and sometimes speaking Yiddish in South Florida.
I’ve heard VD runs rampant in the senior community. Nobody wears condoms because nobody can have babies anymore. And stuff spreads. Whoda thunk it?
Viagra! For an erection lasting more than three hours go to the clubhouse and brag.
You made me laugh hysterically and made my 20 year old son cringe…THANK YOU!!!
I believe the advice is to call your doctor.
Laugh of the month!!!
I have to say THAT was hysterical !!
Love the post – very cute, but stop talking on the phone while driving! I mean it!
OMG….that is priceless! Nice to know we have something to look forward to!
Sounds like the Villages!
You need a redneck hands-free device. You know, a piece of duct tape holding the phone to the side of your head.
Yes a redneck hands free device is so needed. If not duct tape maybe one of the ever so fashionable head bands would work. I can see it now. Geoff appears on FOX CT with duct tape stuck to his hair and glasses. hmm fashion faux pa?? Maybe heheheh
Get yourself a Jawbone bluetooth. It has whats called Noise Assasin that blocks out ambient noise to whoever you are talking to. It costs about $100-$125.(About the same as the ticket you’ll get if you get caught!!)
Duct tape!!!!….YES! the cure all/fix all of modern times too funny
Just remember when it moves and should use duct tape. If it don’t move and it should use WD-40. redneck’s fix all solution..
Consider it a Mitzvah and tell that to the cop that pulls you over. Maybe it will work to get you off without a ticket.
As far as your father’s comment. Tells you a lot about the “elderly”.
Sounds an awful lot like Jeff Dunham’s Walter had a say in it
Woof. So how did you follow that? “I gotta go, Dad!”